By Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor
World Premiere, Folger Theatre at the Folger Shakespeare Library
April 21-May 8, 2016

“A breathlessly irreverent and pun-fiiled romp!” Washington Post

“An absolute resolute hoot of a bawdy comedy of errors!” Broadway World

“Whatever you’re doing, stop now. Run – do not walk; run – to…the glorious ray of sunshine that is William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged).” DC Metro

Discovered in a treasure-filled parking lot in Leicester, England (next to a pile of bones that didn’t look that important), an ancient manuscript proves to be the long-lost first play written by none other than seventeen-year-old William Shakespeare from Stratford. We are totally not completely making this up.

William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged) is the literary holy grail: an actual manuscript in Shakespeare’s own hand showing all his most famous characters and familiar speeches in a brand-new story. But because it’s one hundred hours long and contains multiple unwieldy storylines, the RSC decides, as a public service, to abridge it down to a brief and palatable ninety minutes and perform the world premiere of this lost masterpiece.

“Gloriously funny! Don’t miss it!” Ken Ludwig, author of Lend Me a Tenor and the book How to Teach Your Children Shakespeare

You haven’t seen the Complete Works until you’ve seen William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged)!

“The lickety-split pacing [and] cheerfully impudent tone…it’s Shakespeare as you’ve never imagined!” Washington Post

In this strange-yet-familiar narrative, an ancient grudge pits Puck (from Midsummer) against Ariel (from The Tempest) and turns Shakespeare’s canon upside-down, creating such strange bedfellows as Hamlet and that master motivator Lady Macbeth, Viola and Richard III, King Lear and the Weird Sisters, and (of course) Dromio and Juliet. Using questionable scholarship and street-performer smarts, playwrights Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor weave together most of the famous speeches and plot devices of Shakespeare’s thirty-nine plays to create a fast, funny, and fictional fortieth, filled with witty wordplay and vaudevillian variety.

“A glorious mishmash of Shakespeare’s most famous lines and characters. Highly entertaining!” Napa Valley Register

There’s method in their madness as the “Bad Boys of Abridgment” reduce this 100 hour masterpiece into a ninety minute minimum opus filled with ancient grudges, mistaken identities, unsettled ghosts, magical spells, questionable potions, powerful tempests, devastating shipwrecks, men dressed as women, and twins twins twins!

“Gateway Shakespeare that may lead to a lifelong addiction!” Maryland Theatre Guide

“Hilarious!” South Bend Tribune 

“Vaudeville for our times!” DC Metro

“A non-stop crowd pleaser!” Metro Weekly

“Very, very funny; the kind of tribute Shakespeare himself would have appreciated.” Broadway World

If you like Shakespeare you’ll like the show. If you hate Shakespeare, you’ll love William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged)! 

“The Reduced Shakespeare Company has always been a hybrid of highbrow and low humor, and this show hits that sweet spot to appeal to all comers.” DC Theatre Scene 

“There’s no need to brush up your Shakespeare to enjoy William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged)!” DC Metro

(Poster art by Lar DeSouza)

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Comments
  1. Brilliant, as ever guys – It”s a long time snce I’ve had a water fight LOL

  2. Thank you so much Gents a really fun evening – I’ve never had the chance to have a water fight with actors on stage before Reminded me of the good old days when the carnival floats squirted the rest of us and before elfin’ safetee spoiled all our fun

  3. Austin Sincock

    Amazing show at the Reston Community Center, 4/22. Tix were a wonderful birthday present from my missus. She knows I loves me some abridged Shakespeare!

  4. Saw it at Sale Waterside Wed 22nd March.
    There were only a couple of scenes that caused mild amusement, however, the rest of it was absolutely laugh out loud funny.
    Slightly different than most previous offerings but retained all RSC’s brilliant perspective and outrageous presentation.
    A must for R(educed)SC fans and newcomers alike.

  5. Front row seats at Salisbury Playhouse this evening. Brilliant evening’s entertainment and very educational. Who’d have thought Shakespeare, Disney, Dickens and Rowling could be woven together.

  6. Absolutely brilliant. Saw it at Chipping Norton Sat 11th 17. Haven’t laughed so much for a ongoing time. Amazing actors. DI not miss it.

  7. I recall seeing a production on British television back in the 80’s that was an homage to Bodecia, Warrior Queen. Are you the same guys? Back then there were only two “actors” in the company

  8. Can I do a derivative work of your play “the complete works of william shakespeare (abridged)” with latin-based quotes and Roman characters for an amateur, small performance?

    • Please contact Broadway Play Publishing (check our Contact Page for details). They’ll be able to best answer that question.

  9. Please can you tell me if it is possible to get this script for amateur performances.
    Many thanks.
    Pam Elgar
    Newnham Players